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{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}

{"slip": { "id": 207, "advice": "Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 186, "advice": "One of the single best things about being an adult, is being able to buy as much LEGO as you want."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 196, "advice": "Have a firm handshake."}}

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