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{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats are usually lefties. Studies indicate that their left paw is typically their dominant paw.","length":110}
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{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
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\"100,000 Fireflies\" is the first single by the American indie pop band The Magnetic Fields, taken from their first studio album Distant Plastic Trees, released in 1991. It is known for its bleak, tongue-in-cheek lyrics and black humor and for Susan Anway's sparse, soprano vocal performance. The song saw play on alternative and college radio stations on its release and slowly grew into a cult classic, becoming \"the ultimate staple\" of indie mixtape culture during the 1990s. Ryan H. Walsh described the song as mysterious and contradictory, with the sparse arrangement giving it an intimate feeling.
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